Come on Cobra Commander is the greatest evil villain ever! Okay he cops a beat down every time from the Joes but, BUT, his not doing too bad really. Lets look at the facts.
CC commands a global empire, which has fangs in every area of society - military, political, entertainment, finance EVERYWHERE. His endless legions are armed with tech too impossible to even comprehend. And despite being surrounded by a bunch of ruthless turncoats just itching to stick a knife in, this Caesar somehow comes out on top every time.
Hail Cobra!
